Endless Mexican and some choice draft picks

Because you can't trust a replacement ref with Monday nights (or Sunday mornings, or Sunday mid-days, or Sunday nights, or Thursday nights, or that one weird Saturday night in December), trust Jose Garces instead by heading to West Philly's Distrito, where they'll be putting MNF on every big-and-flat screen all season long while serving a $25, 2-hour, all-you-can-eat taco (pollo, mahi mahi, carnitas...), enchilada, and fundido menu, plus $2 Dos Equis drafts.