Kandy Kake Sliders

Adsum's trying to kill you: they're taking a house-ground brisket patty, coating it in American cheese and a Sriracha/cherry jam, then smashing it between two Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes. Increasing the madness is the fact that these come in pairs, interestingly the exact same thing that got you cuffed and escorted out of the farmers market.