Food & Drink

Blink Energy Water

A local company decided that water is lame if it only keeps you alive, so they spiked said nectar of the lakes with the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee plus a load of vitamin B (For health! Or virility or something), then attached sexy adjectives to the front of its first two flavors: Zesty Lemon-Lime and Brisk Blueberry-Pomegranate.