From being delicious on just about every food imaginable to dominating the And1 Mixtape Tour with its crazy crossovers, Hot Sauce is mad versatile. But now, thanks to Dang!!! Hot Sauce from a dude who probably has gone through your trash named Forager Mike, it'll also make you live for like infinity more years and have sex with Canadian models and stuff*. Only the first "all Raw Superfood Sauce to ever hit the market", Dang mixes stuff like apple cider vinegar, cayenne pepper, and pink Himalayan salt with other superfoods to "create peak absorption" and "optimal efficiency in nutrient assimilation". Yep, you're going to LIVE FOREVERRRR!!!*
The three sauce choices include:
Maca: Put this one on sausage as its 31 minerals are known for "increasing fertility and libido in both men and women". But not your actual sausage, as the vinegar/cayenne base would probably sting a bunch.
Spirulina: Doesn't that sound like a Pitbull song? Well maybe it is, as that dude probably uses this microalgae-laden sauce since it contains more amino acids than anything else in the plant world, and is a "heavy metal detoxifier". And Pitbull hates heavy metals!
Mesquite: Like not playing sports, mesquite is "great for diabetics" because its natural sugars are from fructose. Plus it's considered a wild-crafted superfood, so it's likely the only hot sauce guaranteed to make you live to 100 And1*.
*Ok, so it might not do all those things we said. But maybe it does!
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