From a dude who spent more than eleventy late nights at Rutgers scarfing down preemptive hangover cures from Jersey's meanest "grease coaches", and another who survived the eternal hangover that is Santa Barbara, Groggy's is a new comestible truck forgoing the latest farm-to-table trends in favor of some of the heaviest heart-stoppers stomachs could ever lust after, all wrapped up burrito-tight in the form of a "Fat Sandwich", also what they call it when you're stuck in the middle seat on a plane between Val Kilmer and the rest of his body. Get your calorie game up with choice picks like the:
Point Break: The only thing crazier than Gary Busey is telling Utah to get two of these jammers, which are piled high with essentially every item on a Chili's (ToGo!) menu including cheesesteak, chicken fingers, fries, mozzarella sticks, fried eggs, bacon, and Groggy sauce.
SpongeGrog BoardPants: If you're on a merely 3000 calorie diet, hit this spicy tuna salad, fried pickle, pepperoncini, jalapeno, and wasabi mayo number, then see if, like the character it's named for, you can survive in (a) Bikini Bottom.
Dressing-less Salad with Tofu: Just kidding, they totally don't have one of these.
Odd Dog: Rock your body with one of 11 varieties of deep-fried hot dogs like this beast that adds onions and potato chips that're crushed, just like your ribs, when you try and slide by a sleeping Val to use that plane restroom.