President William Howard Taft famously never said anything famous, as he was too busy getting stuck in tubs after eating meals like the one you could have tomorrow during happy hour at Local 360. The Belltown fave is -- from time to time -- dropping an extensive a la carte menu of eats and drinks all fortified with pork strips made famous by that dude Kevin from Footloose's last name. So to see what your doctor will be scraping from your arteries in the near future, scroll down: Pig You Will Chew: Highlights from the 20 pork-kissed food items include a charred bacon skewer w/ jalapeno chocolate, a bacon potato stuffed relleno w/ peanut butter mole, a housemade bacon corndog made with jalapeno batter, and a mini BLT w/ a pepper bacon bloody mary "shooter", which you should definitely pull the trigger on. Pig You Will Drink: Cocktails you'll want to French kiss include the B-Cubed Old Fashioned (burnside bacon-infused bourbon, maple & Scrappy's orange bitters), the Hog Heaven (Deco gold & coffee rums, bacon-infused brown sugar, bacon maple foam), and the ginger beer, mint & smoked bacon Crater Lake vodka Peppered Buck, also what they called Fred Roberts after he did the sex with one half of the rap duo that sang "Push It". Pig You Will Order After Your Meal Of Pig: Save room for dessert and you will be rewarded with the likes of apple bacon fritters, bacon hazelnut brittle w/ dark chili powder, and a maple butter-smothered sweet cornbread bacon waffle, each for less than $5, which tubby ol' Taft would argue is a much better use of Dollar Diplomacy than furthering economic development in Latin America & Asia.