Christmas means bourbon, apparently

From now until December 14th, you can score a real fruit cake from eats-expert Kathy Casey that's able to pass as "over 21" not because it's wearing a hat, and one of its frat brothers carefully turned the "8" on its driver's license into a "3", but because the apricots, cranberries, tart cherries & golden raisins in it are all soaked in Maker's Mark.