Fried Portobello Mushroom Burger
From the Castro's super duper burger joint, this normally healthy burger alternative is dropped in the fryer to give it an even meatier taste (take that vegetarians!), doused with Super Sauce, then piled on a limited-edition La Boulange burger bun, which doesn't get stale with Carrie Bradshaw until Seaso-- crap, nevermind.