The Argonaut

Swinging back open after last spring's fire, the new Argonaut's got a roomier dining room highlighted by a bar built to mimic a Greek ship, and is slinging fittingly aquatic newness like 1lb steamer baskets of shrimp or Pacific-Northwest snow crab legs, which can be washed down with 12 brews (from 2 antique drought towers) like Boont's Amber Ale, and Goose Island's pale ale Matilda -- have enough, and you'll be waltzing in no time! ...and also, speaking like an idiot from a former penal colony.