Holy Cow, This Restaurant Only Serves Vegan Barbecue
Remember that vegan dude who made you feel sort of bad about your lifestyle at that dinner party? Call him up, and bestow his voicemail with this calm, monotone list of things that will be at Bourbon Steak's 3rd annual Porc Out this Sunday: Whole roasted pig from Leaping Waters Farm. Slow-roasted pork shoulder tacos. Pork sausages from Red Apron. Crispy Thai-style pork ribs. Beeep!