Because Kim's Chi is totally out of whack after the divorce, get the next best thing with the Kimchi BBQ Taco truck, which serves Korean tortillas, is wrapped with green-flames, and's run by a NY transplant who thought a food truck would be a great way to "start from the bottom" -- again, unlike Kim, who just starts on the bottom. After deciding on a plate of three tacos, a burrito, or a box, choose your:
Kogi (aka the meat part): Get yourself some bulgogi (rib eye prepped w/ a soy-based sauce), spicy chicken, or spicy pork, with the latter two given a kick via a red pepper paste, so apparently that hungry kindergartner was onto something after all.
Kimchi: The Seoul-ful slop includes basic Napa cabbage fresh chopped, pan-fried, or mixed with crushed red pepper, plus more inventive takes like a bibimbap slaw w/ cucumbers & carrots, a sweet-n-spicy radish option, and a combo of apples and pickled "Kirby" cucumbers -- so good, you'll completely inhale it.
Lest all the foreign words confuse and intimidate you, they've got a "specials" section rocking a glazed bulgogi steak sandwich, the bulgogi-wrapped "NY K-Town Hot Dog", and sweet & sour "Carb-Free Tacos", just in case you're more interested in keeping up with Bruce Jenner's sculpted physique.