Short skirts, cold beer, good tacos

Filling the lofty digs on the corner of Houston and 5th with Latin beats and omnipresent flatscreens devoted to futball, Ojos Locos' 2nd DFW location staffs skimpily skirted servers pushing SOT-Border chow including ceviche, street tacos, a burger loaded with refrieds and habanero-onion relish, and nine kinds of wings from sweet honey BBQ to smoky chipotle. To get you merry-dona'd, booze options run from "balones" (soccer-ball-looking 100oz beer spheres), to exclusive Franconia brews, to spiked aguas frescas, to shots like the Squirt/tequila "Muppet" -- which ironically will make you stop rejecting advances from Miss Piggies.