Care4Less

If money's tight this year, skip spending any and "give the gift of giving, without really giving" by donating not-real dinero in your recipient's name to any of C4L's eight completely fake charities, including the Foreskin Restoration Society, Leprechaun Leprosy ("Help Put Luck On Our Side"), Costume A K9, and the Make-A-Sandwich Foundation; once you've submitted your faux-nation using the giftee's info plus a personal message, they'll get an email notifying them of your good deed, and a link to the charity's seemingly-legit website, with links that'll reveal the ruse, and your brazen insensitivity to fingerless Leprechauns.