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D*ck Towel

A decidedly highbrow instance of life imitating art: this for-sale towel was recently featured on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, with its crudely sketched sections that, when wrapped around the waist, allow the wearer to display one of two extremes of full-frontal male nudity ("tiny bird" or "huge c*ck") while flashing "tight buns" in the rear. The site implores visitors to check back for the D*ck Towel Hat and the Bush Towel, because the only thing more distasteful than a giant penis on your towel is a giant Gavin Rossdale.