6. A Bag of Eels
Frankly, everyone has had it with those snakes. But what about water snakes?
5. A Road Flare
Oh, just in case the plane breaks down on the side of the sky.
4. A Throwing Star Saw Blade
The TSA is unsure what this is exactly, but we suspect this is a kind of saw invented by an arch-villain that operates with throwing stars.
3. A Brass Knuckle Phone Case
By far the most outrageous way to crack your cellphone screen.
2. A Lipstick Shiv
Definitely confiscated from some sexy-but-clueless Russian spy who has been sleeping with a entry-level employee at Google in an effort to uncover all those secrets.