5. H&K USP And Three Magazines
This isn't very funny. It was reported that 79 percent of the nearly 2,000 firearms seized in October were loaded. This hasn't changed in November. If you forget you have a gun on you, you are clearly not responsible enough to own one.
4. 12 Terrifying Knives
We get maybe, like, one. Heck, we even understand three. But 12? Unless it was a beautiful Henckles or Wusthof kitchen set, there is no good reason to ever have 12 knives with you at one time. Unless perhaps your job involves "wetwork." (Not this kind.)