A month can't go out with a bang unless you've got confiscated fireworks and guns in the mix, am I right? From the pages of the TSA's always entertaining Instagram, here are the ten most ridiculous items that were confiscated last month.
10. Fake Dynamite
From the makers of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!® and I Can't Believe I'm In Jail!®
9. Weed In a Tomato Juice Can
In their defense, weed is the only way to make a plane ride fun—especially if you're limited to only a few 3.4 fluid ounce-bottles of vodka.
What's a Valentine's Day without illegal fireworks? Or as TSA calls it, a potential bomb.
7. A Loaded Firearm
According to statistics, this is the preferred method of setting off metal detectors!
6. A Comb Knife
Somewhere in the world—at this exact moment—someone's dad is making a pun about killer hairdos.
5. Tactical Axes
Just in case snakes are aboard, right?
4. A Knife-Gun
It's a gun! It's a knife! It's a—both!? If you bring this gun to a knife fight, does the universe explode?
3. A Brass Knuckle Knife
For those super-violent people who happen to be incredible at multi-tasking.
2. Punching Weapon
It's a little disconcerting that this weapon was specifically made for punching, when it really only takes one singular punch to f*ck someone up.
1. A Batarang
It takes a sick, twisted monster to strip a Batarang from a hard-working citizen. The type of sadistic freak who no moral compass or sense of—OH MY GOD IT WAS THE JOKER WASN'T IT.