13. A camping chair is not optional
About 85% of camping is sitting there doing nothing. So, you're going to need a nice chair.
14. We know the best spots to set up the tents
It isn't that spot by the water that lacks shade and has rocks covering the ground. Waking up on a deflated air mattress whilst the sun slowly roasts you through your sleeping bag and mosquitos bite every exposed square inch of your face sucks. I wouldn't know, but I've heard stories.
15. You will cover yourself in bug spray. You will get bitten anyway.
Unless you empty an aerosol can of DEET onto every inch of your exposed, sinewy body, expect some menacing bites.
16. We know the best time to gather firewood
It's usually about 45 minutes before dusk, when the sun hits the ridges just right to reveal a vast amount of... nah, just kidding. It's anytime before dark. Gather as many armloads as you can, and then go back and gather more. It's almost impossible to end up with too much firewood.