It's hard to believe that today is Chuck Norris's 74th birthday. His hair is still as red as it was the first day his foot met someone's jaw, and he was just in Expendables 2. Since the "facts" about him started emerging in 2005, it's been tough to separate the truth from the legend. So to honor his 74th, here are 11 completely, utterly, true facts about Chuck Norris. And with the truth this awesome, there really was never a need for the fiction.