The sleeping bag you can f*ck in
Yes, the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag is intended to allow the outdoor-type to do just as the name implies and have sex — without opening up a hell-hole to a dank cavern of sweaty underparts after. With meticulously placed (and we'd hope researched) zippers sewn into it, you're able to free up the extremities that matter most for when spooning leads to something else. And with padded feet, it allows you to also walk around the campsite when you're scrounging for that post-sex snack.
This is effectively the backwoods cousin to the Poler Napsack: it has a 20-degree temperature rating meaning you're not sacrificing your extremities for a little late-night tussle, unless you leave it unzipped that is.