We've driven through the entirety of Kansas on I-70 like 23 collective times in our lives. We can promise you there are:
A) No mountains
B) No oceans with that size of boat
C) No buffalo (don’t get all fact-checky here; what we mean is there’re no buffalo like in front of your car on the way to the grocery, or at least not to the point where they need to be addressed on the state flag)
D) Absolutely no people still cutting up the land in the fashion depicted here
Oh, you’re going tell me that’s a steamship on the Kansas River? Nonsense. You’re embellishing, Kansas, and it’s upsetting.
That said, you get points for actually trying to pull a fast one on everyone. WE LIKE YOUR HUBRIS, KANSAS.