Would you rather receive $20,000 right now, or gain the ability to summon Stone Cold Steve Austin three times in your life?
Totally Steve Austin. $20,000 isn’t worth it.
Would you accept $10,000 per year for life if it meant every time you hit your funny bone you pooped your pants?
Follow up Q: But what if you were on a date?
Who cares about the date? Now you’ve got $10,000 bucks.
Would you rather hold your horses, or cool your jets?
I am a big fan of horses, so horses.
Would you rather have a soup, or a side salad?
Big salad guy. Definitely salad.
Would you rather have hair for teeth, or teeth for hair?
I’ve got really nice hair, so hair for teeth for sure.
Would you rather have one hand that perpetually shrinks every day or speak with the same tone and intensity as Donald Duck for the rest of your life?
Does that mean every time your hand shrinks your dick does?...Don’t those things go together? Donald Duck you could get famous for... Donald Duck, definitely. Final answer.