Initially the canvas on the shirt was going to be of an actual Jean Michel Basquiat piece, but instead Kristofferson went with a collage of Homer penises because sure, why not? It's so great, even Jay-Z's been spotted in one.*
*Unconfirmed, but isn't Photoshop the best?!
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and can't believe the Simpsons has been on for 25 years.