Status: $17,568 of $7,000 goal — FUNDED
Estimated delivery: February 2014
Alarm clocks by nature are cruel, but this one delivers a whole new level of pain. It's programmed to wake you at your desired hour, but instead of just blaring obnoxiously, it will also attempt to "jump start your ambition" by displaying data about your financial status, social network imprint, and projected life expectancy. Goooooooood morning!