Nothing, aside from Country Buffet, is immortal. We know this. You know this. Country Buffet knows this.
This week, Supercompressor kicks off our first installment of what will be a regular feature of special items and products that are...immortal. Not actually immortal, but the kind of thing you only need to buy once in your life that can be passed down through generations.
Without further ado, our first featured item is Buck Knives. Check it out below, kids. (Then ask your parents if you can have theirs after you turn, like, 37, when you're mature enough to own one.)