Fill 100 Water Balloons In Under A Minute

Short of hiring 50 third-graders for $3/hour, it'd be pretty difficult to get 100 water balloons ready in under a minute, even if you consider yourself a master of the aquatic dark arts. Revolutionizing what most elementary school kids refer to nonchalantly as "the game," Bunch O Balloons lets you ready your arsenal way, way, faster than Jimmy and those damn lightening fingers of his.

With Bunch O Balloons, just fix the non-business end to the hose and let 'er rip. When they're full, give them a shake and 100 full water balloons fall off—no need to tie. Unfortunately, the filler stems aren't reusable, but well, neither are water balloons.

Would someone please put a time machine on Kickstarter? Actually, they're way more fun when you're a grown up. Has someone done a beer-balloon yet?

Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He has a mean water balloon fastball. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.