Photo shoot or lunch time? It doesn't matter, because now you can have both with Photorito, a neoprene cloth that'll keep your camera safe while simultaneously confusing everyone around you.
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It'll fit lenses anywhere from 24mm to 200mm and cushion your equipment with rugged and durable Tyvek, the same stuff used in housing construction.
Whether or not it'll deter theft though remains to be seen. Who can resist the call of nature's most portable sandwich? Chipotlaway sold separately.
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