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These Darth Vader Tuxedo Sneakers are Perfect for Crashing Weddings

We never really got to see Darth Vader's feet, did we? But under that big ol' cape, we think he was wearing something like the Cole Haan LunarGrand Patent Plain Toe. Half-sneaker and half-classy dress shoe, these kicks are pretty much perfect for any wedding where there's a chance you're going to break into a run.

Imagine what James Bond would be able to do in these bad boys. With their Nike LunarIon technology, they are built for agility and speed, a novel characteristic in a black tie shoe. Also, is there a consensus on why tuxedo shoes are made of shiny patent leather? My theory is that you can use them as a mirror to see just how good you look.


Ethan Wolff-Mann is an Editor at Supercompressor. He is not wearing shoes at the moment, but frequently does. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.