We're almost certain that these are the worst shoes to wear in the rain (though they doubtless float), but the cork Vans look incredibly comfortable, as well as uniquely modern.
We're also pretty excited about this new use of cork, which in our humble opinion should be completely phased out. In the words of Martin Amis, "Screw-top wine has improved the quality of life by about ten percent, wouldn't you say?"
Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He prefers screw tops. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.