Dad's Mid-life Crisis Handkerchief

What better way to celebrate your father's questionable and unfortunate choices this Father's Day than with a beautifully-made Mid-Life Crisis Silk Handkerchief. Crafted from English silk by the very dapper Turnbull & Asser, this limited-edition handkerchief features an arguably once well-to-do father living the dream, riding a chopper with a beautiful woman, and leaving his inhibitions in the dust. 

We sincerely hope — pending your dad has already skipped town with his mistress — that he hasn't gone too far, since a fine accessory like this shouldn't go unappreciated. Plus broken homes are so tacky in 2014. 

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his dad firmly believes in sweatpants all day/everyday.