This Might Be The Nicest Umbrella I've Ever Used

George Costanza once said "Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans."

I live in New York City, proud home to what I assume is the most accidentally stolen umbrellas per-capita in the nation. What Constanza once ruminated on isn't necessarily his latent kleptomania, but more the issue that every one has the same stupid $5 umbrella. The $350 Davek Savile umbrella is the rather pricy solution to this issue.

Aside from the straightforward pleasure that comes with owning something of impeccable craftsmanship, the idea here is that the umbrella will take up far more mental space as a result of your initial investment. If every lost umbrella means a $350 shot to the wallet, you might be a little less prone to leaving it in your local coffee shop’s metal can.

Each umbrella is individual to its owner, the chestnut wood caning process guarantees that no two will ever be alike. Additionally they’ve guaranteed their product with an unconditional life-time guarantee, backed up even further by “Loss Protection” - a 50% discount on a replacement umbrella for first time victims of George Costanzas everywhere.