George Costanza once said "Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans."
I live in New York City, proud home to what I assume is the most accidentally stolen umbrellas per-capita in the nation. What Constanza once ruminated on isn't necessarily his latent kleptomania, but more the issue that every one has the same stupid $5 umbrella. The $350 Davek Savile umbrella is the rather pricy solution to this issue.