Remember when people were "responsible" and used "eBay" for bidding on "normal things" like Star Trek paraphernalia and doctored celebrity autographs? What happened? It's a tried and true fact that you can buy nearly anything under the sun on the web—which, of course, shouldn't come as a shock to those who've considered purchasing that 55 gallon drum of lube.
Because of the Internet, it's effortlessly simple to obtain legitimate, sharp, medieval weapons on eBay. No matter your stance on violence, there's no better icebreaker than the 16th century mace on your nightstand.