We can probably agree on two things here:
1) Sharks are intelligent, beautiful animals.
2) Sharks are scary as all hell.
And while we are in no way advocating the harm of what is essentially the super-charged muscle car of the ocean, if one were to come face to teeth with a denizen of the deep blue sea, we here at Supercompressor feel it's our civic duty to inform the public of the necessary supplies it'll take to go Samuel L. Jackson on its tail. In keeping with this, we’ve tracked down nine items to help you remain uneaten by a shark. And the stuff we found, much like the sharks themselves, is beautiful, powerful, and absolutely terrifying. Some of the simplicity, though, may surprise you...