Naturally, I've always wanted to be behind the wheel of a tank. There's something appealing about the ability to punch the throttle and have absolutely no concern for what's ahead of you. You drive pretty easy knowing that it will roll over anything, even if you can’t drive—maybe that’s why it appeals to kids? Driving a tank makes the roads and trails infinitely wide, smooth, flat, and extremely empty. In fact, it makes everything a trail.
Sort of like a fat-bike. It has no problem checking those first few boxes. (An unwashed pair of bike shorts can tick that last one.)