This Heavy-Duty Cooler F*cking Floats!
After a grueling winter filled with ice, rain, misery, and multiple snowpocalypses, it's a pleasure to finally be able to think about a season that's conducive to happiness. For those who want to celebrate this change by hanging out in the middle of a lake with upwards of 18 beers, we highly suggest checking out the IceMule Cooler—for making sure you can relax with the smallest margin of error possible.
Oh, and it f*cking floats in water!
IceMule's insulated dry-bag gives you the portability of a small backpack with the performance of a heavy-duty hard cooler. No zippers, no seams, and it even rolls up for easy storage. And it floats! It floats in water!
The PolarLayer Insulation inside the tough-as-nails MuleSkinEV fabric keeps ice intact for up to 24 hours—an act previously thought to be exclusively caused by voodoo. Also, this f*cker floats.
With the storage capacity to hold up to 18 cans (+ ice) of beer, or six bottles of wine, the IceMule is the outdoorsman's choice cooler that lets you drink ice-cold radlers all day and stargaze all night—preferably while sippin' a radler.
Yes sir, buoyant as hell.