Ah, youth. Their bright-eyed exuberance and optimism, their unwavering confidence. They're the future of humanity...and yet there's no shortage of ill-conceived toys that threaten to prematurely corrupt those innocent minds. With lots and lots of dicks.
Below are some of the most questionable items ever made in the name of entertainment, and while they may no longer be on the market, they'll provide amusement for years to come. Hide your kids.