If you're the kind of skier who frequently takes wrong turns down closed-off double black diamond glades, you need the Kevin McCallister Ski Mask. Unlike normal ski masks that hide your terrified face and muffle your screams, this one lets you ski without masking your emotions. Made of windproof fleece, the McCallister has a
breathing screaming hole so you can shout for help while staying warm.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is the gear editor for Supercompressor. A Vermont native, he loves biking, running, rock and roll, and skiing, which he does in brown snowpants. Stalk him @ewolffmann.