The Mason jar may be a popular way to drink artisanal whiskey, single-source water, and homemade mead, but it's just not appropriate for the hot stuff. Stepping in to pick up where the Mason jar fails, the Khordz Mug insulates your warm beverages using 25 feet of paracord tied in elaborate knots. Even though it's glass, the paracord construction keeps it in one piece if it hits the ground, and it's completely dishwasher safe.
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We don't recommend removing the paracord — good luck retying it — but if you reaaaalllly need to channel Bear Gryls over some crocodile-infested river, it can't hurt to have an emergency rope.