Kramer's ASSMAN License Plate

Yes, you can buy Kramer's ASSMAN license plate. We're not sure what legal loophole made it possible for this to happen, but it did and it's awesome, so we're just going to go with it and not ask why. The product of Kramer's fortuitous DMV mixup—a million to one, doc—the ASSMAN vanity plate is actually impossible to procure in an official capacity, due to the famous "blue list," so this is as close as you're going to get.

To celebrate the plate's availability—or our discovering it—we invented a little game we like to call "The Kramer Challenge." Essentially, you slap these bad boys on the back of your 1973 Chevrolet Impala (or whatever car you happen to have) and drive until you run out of gas or the car gets pulled over. Get ready for the "as far as the state of New York is concerned, you're under arrest," jokes. Naturally, you will be betting on what happens first.

Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He likes fusilli. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.

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