Make children on the mountain cry

It takes a lot to scare the crash-proof kids pizza-ing all the way down the mountain, but Beardo's Lion Ski Mask HD might get them to move. With a complete 360° design, this ski mask features a breathing hole, anti-fog protection, and soft fleece liner to keep you fierce and comfortable on the days when the mercury gets scared of heights. 

Ethan Wolff-Mann is the gear editor for Supercompressor. A Vermont native, he loves biking, running, rock and roll, and words. He never believed a word Lance said. Hear him testify on Twitter @ewolffmann.