Amazon Prime is great, but it's also terrifying. In a matter of clicks, anyone can get semi-illegal-ish drugs and a slew of aggressive-looking knives shipped to their door in just 48 hours. Thanks, Jeff Bezos!
Though these knives aren't that scary in reality—concealable ones are much scarier when you think about it—these 13 Game of Thrones-looking bastards are much more likely to give you some True Detective dreams.
For the record, I wanted to call this article "the 13 knives that'll make you positively shit your pants," but our made-up legal consigliere Leopold Mixworthy started coughing when I told him. Regardless, uncontrollable evacuation of the bowels will happen when you're faced with the business end of these knives.