I mean, this is it. A way to have your cake, eat it too, and get intoxicated from said cake. The Wine Yoke holds your wine glass in place so the drinker can eat, high-five, point, and gesticulate until their fingers bleed. Are you going to look like a total Melvin wearing a laniard of wine? Of course, but think of the practical aspects, people!
6. Quit It!
Is it black magic or are dogs just afraid of loud noises? Neither one, but kind of both. Quit It! simply emits a sound that is extremely annoying to pets—and conveniently similar to the hiss of a snake—that scares the sh*t out of them and saves your shoes from destruction. All without having to raise a hand to your pup! That is voodoo!