Lifestyle

The Mullet Headband

For those of you who don't have the 'nads to grow one of your own have a job, it may not be feasible to grow your own flowing mullet. With this in mind, the geniuses over at Mullet on the Go decided to do something about it and created the ultimate part-time, no-commitment mullet solution. With tons of styles to choose from, you can match your personality and hair color, from the Whitesnake to the Willie Nelson.

Since the mullet-wig is integrated into the headband, there is no visible seam to indicate that you didn't grow it yourself, allowing you to keep your dignity.

This thing is actually patented, which we choose to interpret as the government clearly endorsing the mullet and its dissemination. We are a nation founded by fine hairpieces (lookin' at you GW), and it's a beautiful thing that someone is carrying on the tradition.


Ethan Wolff-Mann is the Gear editor of Supercompressor. He has had a mullet at least twice in his life. The other times were carefully designed so that viewers were were not positive as to whether it was intentional. Which was the intention. Follow his hair on Twitter @ewolffmann.