Scare yourself into shape

The makers of Alpha BRAIN — you know, that all-natural Adderall with advertised side effects that include lucid dreaming... — and Primal Bells are taking another swing at getting you into the weight room with Zombie Bells. Mega Dead is hands down the most frightening (and easily most difficult to lift at 72 pounds), but the 54-pound Ghostface Thrilla is the winner on pun alone.