Sometimes that trip from your bed to the refrigerator can seem like an impossible feat, but dressing for the occasion with the Captain America Bathrobe will give you the strength you need to conquer evil. Made of blue cotton terry, this Marvel-sanctioned, officially licensed robe has pockets to hold your remote and a removable belt so your robe doesn't come open and ruin the mystery.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is the Gear editor of Supercompressor. He is not a super hero. But he would say that, wouldn't he? Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.