Party Shirts, Trashed TVs: Kickstarter Cheat Sheet 11/22/13

Welcome to Friday, people. 

Glow Republic by Hemhaus
Price: $30+
Status: $11, 665 of $10,000 goal — FUNDED
Esimated delivery: March 2014
Available as tanks, tees, and shorts, this interactive apparel is cut from a patent-pending glow-in-the-dark fabric that becomes a luminous canvas when you shine a special pen light at it. Raves will never be the same.

Orbitkey
Price: $23
Status: $67,000 of $9,200 goal — FUNDED
Estimated delivery: March 2014
Quiet that jangly janitor-sized keyring in your pocket and snap what you actually need into this tidy leather sheath. When you need to unlock a door (or pop a beer bottle) simply fold out the necessary "tool" and you're golden.

Hydrobee
Price: $49
Status: $7,043 of $48,000
Estimated delivery: March 14
Next time you're caught powerless on a boat or near a fast-moving stream, toss this guy in the water and you'll be back up and running right quick. It's a mini hydropower turbine that charges its battery while water's moving through it.

Siege Toys' Catapults and Ballistas
Price: $40/per
Status: $39,544 of $13,700 goal — FUNDED
Estimated delivery: Feburary 2014
Remember that desktop trebuchet? Well, the same team that built that is hoping to round out their offerings with these two other mini medieval weaponry. You know what to do.

Fireclay Tile Coasters
Price: $35 for 4
Status: $12,364 of $10,000 goal — FUNDED
Estimated delivery: December 2013
If you've ever wondered what happened to all the mountains of old-school computer monitors and CRT televisions, look no further. They've been transformed into glossy glass coasters.