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The Poop Emoji Bottle Opener Is Everything It Claims To be

Published On 03/20/2015 Published On 03/20/2015
Poop Emoji Bottle Opener
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Out of all the glorious emojis at our literal fingertips these days, I firmly believe the poop emoji is the most perfect: its simplicity, design, and overall effectiveness is unrivaled in our limited keyboard option space. Plus, it's a smiling poop, which is downright hilarious. 

So why not 3D-print a poop emoji and turn it into a fully functional bottle opener? Good news, someone did.

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Like actual poop, these bottle openers come in a variety of fun and exciting colors. Unlike dookie however, these will set you back $15 each—a small price to pay for hours upon hours or beer-popping excrement....I mean excitement.

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My personal favorite is the aptly titled "polished brown steel," and I'm really not sure why.

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