It's Super Bowl week. The TVs are set up, the buffet plans are well underway, and the fridge is full of Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light, or whichever beer won the Super Bowl ads the year before. (Also: the balls are fully inflated. We think.)
Your engine is probably pretty well revved—this is AMERICA, after all—but in case it isn't, here are 14 excellent quotes from some of the greatest coaches to ever play that 100-yard chessboard we call football.
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