As we all know, just because a product is cool-looking with an unusual story doesn't mean it's a good product. Arnal's sales pitch includes calling the board a "silence dream," and that it rides "like a cloud."
A little green ourselves on this bro talk, we reached out to our old friend Michael Woodsmall, deputy editor at popular surf site The Inertia, who deciphered the lingo. "These sound like good things," Woodmsall says. "He simply means it floats well in the water, and easily catches by waves—albeit in a super heady way."
Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. His mind was blown by Riding Giants. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.