Pick locks like the Pink Panther

The gentleman burglar is something of a lost art, hijacked by knit caps and jeans — jeans! But with the Gentleman's Bogotas, your exquisitely expensive tastes need not succumb to street fashion.

This set of lock picks easily and discretely pins to your outfit (underneath one's lapel, in hemlines, on a hat) allowing you to sleuth away during a cocktail party and rob the unsuspecting host blind. Or simply consider these an extra set of keys, though if it's this easy to get in, you might want to rethink the lock.